Was Just Reading

So a few minutes ago I was reading the FB wall of Adult Children of Heterosexuals.  Best online name I have seen yet and pretty much explains how he came into being; and at the same time sounds like he is partaking of a self help group.  Yep I can see myself in that one...

Hi my name is James and I am an Adult Child of Heterosexuals, and just like my dad I like women and because of me my children are going to grow up to be adult children of heterosexuals.  (this is where the tears start flowing down my cheeks).  You know all the self help books say admitting you have a problem is the first step, well at least according to all them sitcoms on the intelligent sapping moronic box. Since I do not read self help books I guess this is as far as I go in that line of thinking.

Yep I figure if I just read the front cover it pretty much explains all I need to know.  Haven't you noticed that most are putting you down and calling you a dummy right on the front cover and yet people still by them, well they either call you a dummy or an idiot.  Hmmm, that gets me to thinking, it is no wonder we hired a guy to run our country with no real work experience, because he promised change.  Now there is a title for his next book; Change for Dummies and Idiots, How I Duped America Into Voting For Me.  Granted there weren't that many real choices and the ones who would have been better well they smartly got out of the equation or never jumped into the race.

Sorry folks it seems to me we like to hire our political leaders the same way we hire our priests. As long as they tickle our ears and make us feel good well that is who we will vote for that year.  We really do not care if he is a liar or cheat and I am thinking if you are a woman those fricken dumbo ears might seem cute; on a two year old maybe but not on a grown man.  Just wait until he gets much older he will look like a Sleestack from land of the lost.

Well enough about the man and can't really speak about his politics as he is like a fish out of water, says one thing and then does another, don't know who is advising him but my guess they read a book on political maneuvers that had the word dummies or idiot in the title.  Now I am hoping his wife will read this and go back to hating America so much she will stop spending my money of her family vacations.  Oh just in case someone is reading this I am not buying any insurance from a snake oil salesman that works for the government and will not pay that fine so you might as well sign me up for that therapy group Adult Children of Heterosexuals, and unlike school I will be there on time and as a matter of fact I will be the first in line because according to some I have this problem, I like women.and because of that I now have children. (Just to clarify my wife is a woman.)

Okay for those who still are not getting it if you were born you had a mother and father and i do not care if one of them was gay but for a single moment in time you were the offspring of a heterosexual, and can feel free for our next therapeutic twelve step meeting.