I want to be president

I have been doing some thinking and realized if a man who never had a job and spent his adult life organizing his community, which I have to ask what is that.  Is that like those PTA moms who knew everybody else's business or maybe he was one of the men who sat down in the barbers sipping on a 40.  Well anyway a guy who has never had a real job can get elected because he wrote a book and he has that Webster look, well if he can why not me.  Yes I want to be president, and for no more than eight years,  I would post my resume but the abbreviated version takes four pages, so I guess I need to write a book detailing my list of careers, starting with my first at the age of seven throwing newspapers half my weight.

Let me see I could talk about what others might call a sad childhood as I was one of those children raised by the state.  For me it was not sad as I did not know I was supposed to be anything else but an unwanted child.  I could write of how in the eighth grade I had an Afghanistan science teacher try to recruit me into their fight against the socialists (back then they were called Russians) but I think not.  I would talk of how when I realized by my bad choices I got into ridiculous debt and how over the course of many years I paid back what I owed and then some.  I would talk about how I have started from scratch several small profitable businesses using that overpriced marketing management education to market myself and whatever service I was providing at the time.

I would write how I did not hang out with and become a puppet to some way out in left field reformists whose whole goal was to bring down my nation.  Oh heck I would even include my birth certificate.  I would look to the constitution and piss off many special interest groups when I refused their money.  I would not try to pretend I was some rock star like idol and go about the country to try to swing votes if I was elected; heck I would have little barbecues on that big old lawn and borrowing one of those SUV's driven by men in dark sunglassed that little fountain out front would be used for some summer fun in the form of water ski, me holding onto a rope being towed from one end to the other.  Oh and definitely out front we would need a couple of portable hoops for those pickup basket ball games on the street.  i would tell my wife she could not spend a dime on redecorating as they have a warehouse full of stuff so she could redecorate once every month.

Yes I want to be president, but instead of embracing some other countries heritage I would embrace mine, and tell those who did not like our constitution that is okay,tell me where they would like to live and I will help them to get there.  Oh almost forgot if you are a predator and I become President you might as well assume the position and kiss it good bye.  If you are an enemy of the state bent on doing my fellow country men harm do not worry about your rights particularly if you are not a citizen because you do not have a single one as outlayed in our constitution.  If war came I would not just tell young men and women to go but tell them to hurry it up, and give them the tools to get the job done so they could come home to their loved ones.  No more of this profiteering off of prolonged foreign stays.

Yes I do believe I want to be president. So if you happen to feel the choices stink make use of that write in line and put my name there and see what happens.